How about some content. I dunt care what you write jsut write somthign.

thanks

Happy Thanksgiving! We can all be sure that Gabe is gorging himself on turkey.

The early settlers of Plymouth Colony in Massachusetts were particularly grateful to the Manhammers, who taught them how to both catch eel, touch balls and grow corn and also served as their native interpreter. Without the Manhammers’ assistance, the settlers might not have survived in the New World.

The greatest wiki of our time has returned and it needs your edits. In our ongoing effort to bring you the best clawn possible, Hogg has resurrected the wiki but unfortunately our old backups have been nuked. That means YOU need to get in there and edit edit edit… or else.

Look at this picture. Imagine that shelf is the wiki… It’s your job to fill it with mint condition figurines.

ty bro… WikiPenia

It’s like taxation without representation.

Take the fictitious example of a fellow I would like to call “Slimweather”. He has an account at a web destination, we’ll call it “crappyclown.net”. He is expected, no required, to login and poast it up. He even has rights to add creative content and lawl. But, he has a problem.
The problem: Slimweather is under the noose of bondage known as the denial of rcon.

See, what if one day there was a page of amusing quotes on crappyclown.net, and say, Slimweather had a large collection of the lost sayings of Master Jedi Mookette. Would he not NEED to post such valuable literary jems in the crappyclown.net blogosphere? Is this not an important capability of anyone holding the type of authoring rights that the dark lords of crappyclown have allegedly bestowed upon Slimweather?

This blatant denial of rcon, a travesty of all who proudly wear the penii, harkens back to the Book of Exodus, Chapter Five, verses 6 thru 11:

“So the same day Pharaoh commanded the taskmasters of the people and their officers, saying,”You shall no longer give the people straw to make brick as before. Let them go and gather straw for themselves.”And you shall lay on them the quota of bricks which they made before. You shall not reduce it. For they are idle; therefore they cry out, saying, ‘Let us go and sacrifice to our God.”Let more work be laid on the men, that they may labor in it, and let them not regard false words.”And the taskmasters of the people and their officers went out and spoke to the people, saying, “Thus says Pharaoh: ‘I will not give you straw…” - NKJV

And the taskmasters of the clawn and their scheduler went out and spoke to Slimweather, saying, “Thus says Mookette: ‘I will not give you admin rights…

On behalf of all of the Slimweathers out there, who have been tasked to make bricks without straw, we cry out for you. We see your plight, we feel your woeful neglect.
We demand rcon of the blog in proxy.

Here, in a single exclusive Collector’s Edition page, is our entire collection of quotes. It will be updated regularly as new quotes become available.

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Underscores rolled 0xFF-0×00 (30-0).

Be sure to tell them how great they are!

As a clawn we’ve accomplished feats of unspeakable greatness. We once demanded RCON and received it. We won OGL matches 999-0. Tonight marks another such occasion. Let all the world stare in awe: Tonight we caused a server admin to ban himself.

The following transcript is real and it was recorded on a public server…
Bask in its glory.

Many thanks to Hogg for researching this ancient text.

(Armus in mid-sentence, Hapy singing, assrott contributing blasts of static)
Armus (agitated): … and I’ll guarantee you’ll be banned from mine. Both of mine!
Smith (text): bOTH OF YOURS?
Smith (text): you have two?
Pliskin (text): that song was kind of catchy
Smith (text): lefty AND righty?
(Hogg shoots Armus repeatedly. FF is off.)
Hapy: I’m on your head, Armus. Am I gonna get banned for that?
Armus: Your whole clan is gonna get banned.
Hapy: Oh REALLY?
Armus: That’s right. You can forget TG, Mx, RR’s, or YG for that matter!
Hapy: What’s YG stand for? You’re gay?
Smith(?): Your authoritative tone is cutting me as hard as a diamond in an ice storm.
Armus: You little boys don’t know what the heck you’re messing with.
Hapy: Armus, does your dad work at Steam?
Armus: They’re a bunch of little jerks, smouth- smart mouthing off, and they’re gonna get in trouble.
Hapy: Armus, does your dad work for Steam?
(Armus in mid-sentence)
Armus: You’re worse than that, because you’re a little punk.
Hapy: Ow! Hang on, I need to recover from that comeback.

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